Cornelius Wimbledon

A most splendid day to you all!

Allow me to introduce myself. Cornelius Wimbledon, a gentleman of modest standing and an aspiring hockey player awaiting the forthcoming draft.

Do refrain from calling me Mr Wimbledon; Cornelius shall suffice. My closest acquaintances call me “The Corn”, a frightfully absurd moniker, I must confess!

I look forward to making your acquaintance, both on and off the ice, and wish you the greatest of fortunes.

With my warmest affections,

Cornelius Wimbledon