Rutherford Kenner

Pursuant to the wishes of those who want me to be paid well, I'm signing with @polygon for the next two seasons along with all the other players from my agency! I'm looking forward to proving myself worthy #ItAintTheShoes #MaybeItIs

Fresh off paying our team doctor $16,000 after our first game…I thought they had free healthcare in Manchester? In any case, I’m feeling comfortably numb and ready for the next match #ThereIsNoPain

If you really want your fantasy team to stand out from the rest, consider picking a player who’s a little lower-rated than what everyone else is picking. It’s less boring and I hear it really works #JustSayin #PutMeInCoach

Proud to have accepted a sponsorship offer from @nexus - a brand I trust with my soul for all of my GLP-1, or AI, or sports betting needs, or whatever they even do anyway.

Still open to offers for a bit if anyone wants to be disappointed #WhereWillYouGo